Kanye Lyrics I Intend to Embroider and Frame as Decoration In the Giant Mansion Where I Will No Doubt Live Someday

I’m not doing his tweets, because we all know all of his tweets deserve to be framed and hung over the mantelpiece of every stately home.

  • In one of the walk-in closets to get me ready for the day: “You got to do something man, your ass is grown.” – “We Don’t Care”
  • Over a large bay window looking out over a lake of some kind: “That shit cray.” – “Ni**as in Paris”
  • In the guest house: “To all the girls that got dick from Kanye West, if you see ’em in the street, give ’em Kanye best.” – “Famous”

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  • Technically for the vacation home: “How you gonna be mad on vacation?” – “Bound 2”
  • Over a large portrait of myself: “Everybody know I’m a motherfuckin’ monster.” – “Monster”

Side note: Perhaps a typewritten transcript of the Nicki Minaj verse of “Monster” or just “Pink wig thick ass give ’em whiplash” would go well in the hallway.

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  • Could go anywhere, so long as it is LARGE: “Huh?” – almost every song, but particularly in the spirit of “Jesus Walks”
  • For the kitchen: “I wanna fuck you hard in the sink / And after that give you something to drink.” – “Bound 2”
  • Preferably in the master bedroom: “WE WANT PRENUP!” – “Gold Digger”

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  • Near my award shelf: “It’s crazy how you can go from being Joe Blow, to everybody on your dick, no homo.” – “Run This Town”
  • Over the bathroom mirror: “I’m aware I’m a wolf.” – “Black Skinhead”
  • Probably near the bookshelf, next to some Simone De Beauvoir, Judith Butler, et. al.: “One good girl is worth a thousand bitches.” – “Bound 2”

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  • In the foyer: “You should be honored by my lateness / That I would even show up to this fake shit.” – “Stronger”
  • Over photos of me doing all of my rich people activities: “Because my life is dope and I do dope shit!” – not actually a lyric, from a story Dave Chapelle told on some talk show, and I shouldn’t be including non-lyrics here, but still, probs my fave quote from him
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About A.C.

Amateur time-traveler
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2 Responses to Kanye Lyrics I Intend to Embroider and Frame as Decoration In the Giant Mansion Where I Will No Doubt Live Someday

  1. Hahahaha– LOVED it, which is actually fascinating in itself given that I had to look the guy up.
    #outoftheloop# #don’tcare# #daretobesquare# #myreality# Good writing, AC (;

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